Topic: Lauf of Life: The Ladies Toilet  (Read 6940 times)

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Lauf of Life: The Ladies Toilet
« on: February 09, 2014, 02:34:01 PM »
A guy in a hurry used the ladies 'toilet in a posh hotel'.. He sat down and noticed four buttons - WW, WA, PP & APR.
Curious, he pressed WW & his butt was gently sprayed with WARM WATER, he loved it so much!

He then pressed WA & a blast of WARM AIR dried him up. Still loving it, He pressed PP & a POWDER PUFF to make him smell fresh. Feeling pampered, he decided to press the last button APR.

He later woke up in a hospital. A nurse smiled & said to him, Sir, APR means AUTOMATIC PAD REMOVER.
When the machine couldn't find a pad on you, it went for your balls.

Your balls are in the jar over there!

 

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