This is surely one of the most
embarrassing moments of your life,
after you’ve successfully convinced
your mum how interesting it is to be on
facebook. She finds it awkward until
you show her some activities that is
being carry out on facebook daily.
You let her know how she could meet
her old friends and interact with you
directly without her wasting her
airtime.
Now your mama has agreed to join
you on the most popular social
networks. Do you know you just
caused yourself a very funny
trouble. It’s either you keep getting
frustrating activities from momsy or
you summon the needed courage to
block her. But I bet you cant. Can
you? For this actions from your
mum, I had to put up this up for you
as the top 7 reasons to block your
mum on facebook before it’s too late.
YES!!! the earlier the better:
Let’s Get Along:
1. She Comments On All Your Updates:
This happens a lot, mum always see
the need to comment on whwtever
her child writes on facebook even
when she doesn’t understand a bit of
the status. The most annoying part is
that her comment will stop all other
users to comment after seeing hers
which makes your update looks
meaningless. Sometimes she just
write a comment to ask for the
meaning of your post and you would
be looking like knocking your head
on the ground before you explain to
her that the post wasn’t for her, and
she should not even put a comment
to whatever she sees online.
Another form of her needless
comment is trying to write to
something she finds offensive, and
end up putting up essays of how she
would report you to dad, telling him
you’ve changed from the good to the
bad. She could display his anger on
the comment box about how you
failed your last exams due to your
addiction to social networks and you
feel like okay, Mum has already gone
gaga. I bet no other friends of yours
would dare come to comment under
mum’s comment. The post of status
updates is actually fair, but if your
mum is on facebook, don’t try
uploading a picture of you and your
partner hanging out in a very
romantic way. Maybe that would be
the day you would close your
facebook account because of her
naughty ways.
2. She Posts What It’s Meant For Inbox
On Your Wall:
How will you feel when you login
and see this publicly written on your
wall by mum “Hello, don’t forget to
buy my sanitary pad while coming
home”? how embarrassing? Its neva
being funny until you see like 2-3
people that has already liked the post
before you delete it, Of course mama
is not at fault, she could remember
quickly the day you told her
facebook saves airtime and whatever
she wants to tell you. It could always
be done online.
She never thought of it that the post
is public and anyone can see it on
your wall, If she had known, she
wouldn’t write it also. even if she
knows, there are some of the
annoying things that feels it’s not
bad to show publicly. How about her
writing to your wall not to come
home with a very poor result like the
one you brought home the other
time? But could this be the worst of
all? on to the next one.
3. She Starts Adding Your Friends:
When she notices some frequent
people you are conversant with, she
starts adding them one by one with
the believe that these are the friends
she can report to whenever she
needs to scold you online. These
friends will innocently accept her
request only for them to discover
your mum is the most annoying
facebook user, when they see all are
updates are full of quiz results and
start inviting them to play candy
rush just few minutes of their
friendship.
She can go as far as posting on their
walls as well, in order to report you
through them, and you find out she
posted something so confidential to
you to someone you just don’t talk to
off facebook. It’s better you block
her now.
4. You Must Not Ignore Her:
So what do you expect? When she
discovers the message she sent to you
displayed “Seen at 10:04am” and
you failed to reply the message
before you post a status at 11:00am,
God be ready for number 2 post
again. She keeps messaging you till
you reply, what can you possibly be
doing on facebook that’s important
than replying your mum? Of course
your mesages are boring mum but
would you say that to your mum
without posting to Mark
Zuckerberg’s wall to report you to
him to block you on his site. The
surest way to avoid such issue is for
you to keep replying her messages
always. i’m pretty sure she will be
counting on how many hours it took
you before you replied.
5. She Frustrates You In Tags and
Mentions:
Nothing, and I mean nothing is more
secretive for mothers on facebook,
when she come across a pic that says
” Share if you are proud of your
daughter” She shares it truly but end
up mentioning you with another
bomb-like write ups. she can say “Oh
so proud of Veronica (or mentions
your name), She’s just 25 and she’s
fast in learning how to prepare rice.
You log in to do the necessities, and
you meet nothing but close to 10
notifications of mum mentioned you
in a comment, before you see the
post, 10 of her friends has already
liked it, 7 of your friends she added
that time, unfortunately you have
lied to them you have been a
professional in cooking rice since 8
years old, they’ve already seen your
mum’s comment and 4 of them have
already typed “LOL” in the
comment.
My dear, just close your browser and
chill, it’s not her fault, you will
surely find more of this till next
coming years,Yes, it will take her
enough time to blend with facebook
ways.
6. Internet Slangs Become Problem:
She always remember the day she
shared a photo of you and tell the
world she proud of you, when all
your friends were typing “LOL’.
When she did not realize what she
did was funny she often termed it to
lots of love, and that’s where the
problem started. Anywhere she
thinks she should show love, she
would always type lol. She would
type it under a user that claims to be
sick, the ones that was suffering
from heartbreak. In the real sense,
she’s correct but just a word is just
noit enough if you do’nt want people
to term is as “lots of laugh” She
needs to add some words before
typing it to show sympathy but she
doesn’t know this.
When your friends type “WTF” on
your so hilarious updates, trust me
the next comment you would see is
your mum’s comment that would be
asking if WTF means Wednesday
Thursday Friday, then you comment
freely that it means “What The F*ck”.
Then she comments again to argue
with you why it should be so and you
would be like Mum Sharappppp!!!!
That’s probably in your mind or
would you rather say that to your
mum?/
7. She Updates Accidentally:
Sometimes you think and ask
yourself if Mum learnt another
foreign language because at times
you just come across her facebook
updates of many strange words like
potrewasac gfdewe, when you call
her to notice what she just posted,
she tells you she has no idea of when
she wrote that or is it the work of the
hackers trying to enter her account?
Don’t even think she will delete it,
that’s how the post will be till
eternity, and ;ater she will repeat it
and even be the first to update on
her status of how hackers her
entering her accounts.
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Shoutout to our mothers trying to be
relevant on social media, you are the
real MVP. Is your mum on facebook?
Which one of these reasons is she
guilty of?
March 30, 2013, 04:13:19 PM