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Before saying I DO
by flukky01 « on: October 09, 2016, 03:18:44 PM »




At a wedding ceremony the pastor asked if there was anyone who had any reason why the marriage shouldn't go, it was time to stand up and speak, or forever hold his or her peace.
The moment of utter silence was interrupted by a young beautiful woman carrying a child. She started slowly walking toward the pastor.
Everything quickly turned to chaos. The bride slapped the groom. The groom's mother fainted. The groomsmen started giving each other strange looks and wondering how best to help save the situation.
The pastor asked the woman, "Can you tell us why you came forward? What do you have to say?"
The woman replied, "I can't hear from the back."