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Things That Happen Only In Nigerian Movies
« on: January 21, 2013, 10:41:25 AM »
It is only in Nigerian movies that you see the following happen:

1) A mother travels from the village to Lagos, argues with her son about not having a male child, then back to the village...THE SAME DAY! Abi village dey get airport?

2) A girl carries the same hairstyle, even after 2 years.

3) You'd see the camera man through the side body of a car or when u look closely into Jim Iyke's huge glasses.

4) A ghost looks left and right before crossing the road.

5) Girls wear very short dresses, revealing their bosoms and sky high heels to school...but their lecturers say nothing about it.

6) A woman barges into in a hotel room to catch her husband with another woman. Abi who give her key?

7) A policeman with 6-rounds revolver keeps shooting at armed robbers more than 20 times. I no know say bullet dey generate itself like DNA

8) A man wants to send his wife packing, he goes into the room and comes out with about 3 ready packed bags as if the wife had already prepared herself for the event

Feel free to add your own observations.

Re: Things That Happen Only In Nigerian Movies
« Reply #1 on: January 21, 2013, 11:26:55 AM »
Choi!!! na true o, their bullets no dey finish for gun. lol

 1. A car is about to have an accident, the steering wheel suddenly starts turning and the driver will eventually hit an "ewedu or Okro" stem and the driver will be seen with his head on the steering wheel and blood all over the place with no damage to the windscreen, or any scratch on the car

2. when you see d herbalist wearing lacewig/brazillian hair

Re: Things That Happen Only In Nigerian Movies
« Reply #2 on: January 23, 2013, 08:40:40 AM »
And So, I was watching a yoruba movie...and this Guy shot himself in the head THRICE... Can u believe this LOOOOLLL!!!

Re: Things That Happen Only In Nigerian Movies
« Reply #3 on: January 24, 2013, 11:41:42 AM »
its only in naija movies dat u see an armed robber demending for water in d victims house....

Re: Things That Happen Only In Nigerian Movies
« Reply #4 on: January 24, 2013, 12:58:35 PM »
Choi!!! na true o, their bullets no dey finish for gun. lol

 1. A car is about to have an accident, the steering wheel suddenly starts turning and the driver will eventually hit an "ewedu or Okro" stem and the driver will be seen with his head on the steering wheel and blood all over the place with no damage to the windscreen, or any scratch on the car

2. when you see d herbalist wearing lacewig/brazillian hair

Speaking of which, i have ever seen Nollywood actors reload their guns...bullet no dey ever finish.


 

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