Weekend Joke - The Psychologist vs the Lawyer

A guy asked a Girl in a Library "Do U mind if I sit beside U". d Girl answered with a loud voice I don't want 2 SPEND d Nite with U!"

All d Students in d Library started staring @ d Guy & he was embarrassed. After a couple of mins, d Girl walked quietly 2 d Guy's table & she told him "I study psychology & i know what a man is thinking & his expression when he is embarrassed".

D Guy with a loud voice said "$300 DOLLARS JUST 4 1 nite HABA THAT'S 2 MUCH" & all the people in d Library looked @ d Girl in shock & d Guy whispered 2 her ear "I'm a Lawyer & know how 2 make people feel guilty.