If Ladies WereBanks: who would you bank with?

The Tall Slim Ones AreCalled SKYE BANK.
The Robust AndSpaciousOnes-OCEANIC BANK.
The Ones That Move FromOne Relationship To Another–INTERCONTINENTAL BANK.
The SilentButDangerous Ones Are FCMB.
Those Who Are NotCuteYet They Love Being Heard Are KEYSTONE.
Those Who Stick To One Man Are FIDELITYBANK.
Those Who Seems CaringYet Debit You Massively For Every Affection Are UBA.
Those That Go To Any Extent To MakeYou SadAre ZENITH BANK.
Those Who Are OldYet They Don’t Realize They AreNo More In Vogue Are UNION BANK.
The Brief And SummarizedOnes Are MICROFINANCE.
The Huge OnesThat stand Gidigba For GroundAre FIRSTBANK.
The Beautiful, Reserved And Homely Ones Are DIAMONDBANK.
The Ones That MustSpendTheir Annual Vacation Abroad Even When The Husband Is BrokeAre GTB BANK.
-So Ladies, which Bank Are You?
-Guys, which Bank do you think your lady belongs to?

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