Stop.... and Lauf it Out Loud

Two couples were playing cards. John accidentally
dropped some cards on The floor. When he bent down under the table to pick them up, he noticed that Bill's wife was not
wearing any underwear!

Shocked by this, John hit His head on the table and
emerged red-faced.

Later when John went to the kitchen to get some refreshments Bill's wife followed him and asked,
"Did you see anything under the table that you liked?
John admitted that, well, yes he did.
She said "You can
have it, but it will cost you R100." After a minute or, two, John indicates that he is interested.
She tells him that
since Bill works Friday afternoons
and John doesn't,
John should come
to her house around 2:00 PM
on Friday came and John went to
her house at 2:00PM.

After paying her the R100 they went to the bedroom,
had s*x for about
Two hours, and then John left.

Bill came home about 6:00 PM and asked his wife,

"Did John come by this afternoon?" Shocked, she replied, "Yes, he did stop by for a
few minutes."

Next Bill asked,

"Did John give you R100?"
She thinks 'Oh hell, he knows!'
Reluctantly she says, "Yes, he did give me R100." "Good,"

Bill says.
"John came by the office this morning and borrowed the R100 from me and said he'd stop by our house on his way home and pay me back.

It's good to have a friend you can trust.

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