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Did the Priest Really lie?
« on: October 06, 2014, 08:30:31 PM »
Did the Priest Really lie?

A distinguished young woman on a flight from Ireland asked the Priest beside her: Woman: “Father, may I ask a favour?” Priest: “Of course. What may I do for you?” Woman: “Well, I bought an expensive woman’s electronic hair dryer for my mother’s birthday that is unopened and well the Customs limits, and I’m afraid they’ll confiscate it. Is there any way you could carry it through Customs for me………. Under your robe perhaps?”

Priest: “I would love to help you, dear, but I must warn you: I will not lie Woman: “With your honest face, Father, no one will question you.” When they got to Customs, she let the priest go ahead of her. Custom Officer: “Father, do you have anything to declare?” Priest: “From the top of my head down to my waist, I have nothing to declare.”

The officer thought this answer strange, so asked, Custom Officer: “And what do you have to declare from your waist to the floor?” Priest: “I have a marvelous instrument designed to be used on a woman, but which is, to date, unused Custom Officer: (Roaring with laughter, said) “Go ahead, Father. “Next! Now……………………………….Truly, Did The Priest Lie?

Re: Did the Priest Really lie?
« Reply #1 on: November 04, 2014, 12:39:44 PM »
Not really a lie

 

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