Little Jane and the Weenie

Little Jane came home from school with a smile on her face, and told her mother, “henry showed me his weenie today at the playground!” Before the mother could raise a concern, Jane went on to say, “It reminded me of a peanut.”

Relaxing with a hidden smile, Jane’s mom asked, “Really small, was it?” Jane replied, “No, salty.” Mom fainted.

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