funny prayer

Akpos was asked to lead in
prayer.
Akpos: But I don't know how to
pray dad?
Dad: Just pray for your family
members. Akpos:"Dear Lord,"he started,
thank u for giving me such
lovely
and caring parents. Thanks for
our visitors and
their children, who finished all my cookies, indomie, ice cream. Bless
them
so that they will never come
again.
Forgive our neighbor's son who
removed my sister's clothes&all her panties and wrestled with
her on her bed.
This coming
Chistmas, please send
clothes to all those poor naked
ladies on my daddy's blackberry and provide shelter for the
homeless men who use mom's
room when daddy is at work.
AMEN

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