The Pastor and the First Timer

LOLZ....

Pastor: if you are worshiping with us for the first time in this
church, The New life Church. You are so special to us. The whole
church will like to know your name.
New comer: I'm Dele Ogbeche.
(church...shouts and cheers)
Pastor: Halleluyah!
Church: Amen.
Pastor: Mr Dele Ogbeche, do you have any prayer
request you want the church to pray for you ?
Ogbeche: Yes sir. The church should help me pray that God should promote my business in this church more than how he promoted it in my former church.
Church: AAAAAMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNN
Pastor: Church, I will want you to use the whole of your strength
to pray this prayer for him That Oh Lord, promote this Mr Ogbeche's business in this church (speaks in tongues... masokokokokole sebede) Thus saith the
Lord, Listen, that your business shall sell in this church more than where you are coming from in thousand/million folds.
Church/Ogbeche: AAAAAAAAAMMMMMM
MMMEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNN.
Pastor: Mr Ogbeche, open your eyes. You left your former CHURCH because the business was not selling very well abi?
Ogbeche: Yes sir. Actually, my business was selling at first because they were buying the casket they use to bury members from me. As the church members started dying small small so my business was growing because they were all buying their casket from me. I learned a trade in making casket. But after some time, there was a deliverance service and members started living long, which affected my business. That's why I had to leave the church to search for a greener pasture.
Pastor: Mr Ogbeche, abi ko fe da fun yin ni? Ori e
buru ni? Please stand up. Church, you will pray, Oh Lord destroy Mr Ogbeche's life and business permanently if he refuse to leave this
church immediately...
Church: IN JESUSSSSSSSSS NAMEEEEEEEEEEEE
EEE,
FATHERRRRRRRRRR.......kokokokolelelelelelesokokomasererere (everybody started speaking in tougues)
Pastor: (looks at him as he runs out of the church) OLORI BURUKU! E ma gba wa ke?! Oluwa ya wa ya ibi o! Jeesu! (sorry, the Pastor is a Yoruba man.....lol ‪#‎esteeglam‬

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