Nigeria police Don upgrade

Omo, police don upgrade ooh,dis na d call
center numba 112...There was a robbery in
my neighbour's house and I called them...
next thing I heard was .Welcome to Nigeria
Police Emergency Center.. for English press.
1, for Igbo press 2, for Yoruba press 3. Then I
pressed1... then another voice came
up....For car accident press 1, for armed
robbery press 2, for boko haram please hang
up.... Den I pressed 2, anoda voice came
up.... If they're with knives press1, pistols
press 2, AK 47 press 3,machine guns press
4, bomb press 5, all of the above press 6...
Then i checked and saw they were with all of
them then I pressed 6... anoda voice came
up sayin.... Hmmmm...! My brother, if ur
brother dey police u go gree make im come?
Thunder fire u there...