truth about me

REAL NAME:-showboy holaitan
NICKNAME;-holaitan902 O.M.A,
State: Ekiti state.
HOBBIES;- collecting teeth from live
lions,catching bullets bare hands, jogging up
and down mountain everest
MY RECORD;- fought with a dinosaur and
broke its neck, skinned a crocodile alive, held
my breathe under water for 2months,3weeks,
6hours,5mins,45 seconds..... Travelled
round the world in a day... Etc
GREATEST ACHIEVMENTS;- went to heaven
to charge my phone, fluent in 10,598
languages,1st male to land on the sun,
SILLIEST THING I'VE DONE;- Ate a bowl of
plastic fruit on thanksgiving day.
EMBARASSING MOMENT;- couldn't kill 100
bears with a single punch though 99 died
instantly and the last one is now an imbecile.
PROUDEST MOMENTS;- Firstly, when a
cobra died after biting me and secondly,
when i roasted a dragon at my backyard with
a lighter.
SOMETHING ABOUT ME;- I really don't like
showing
off or feel proud.