RIDICULOUS QUOTES FROM OUR LEADERS

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"People exaggerate Corruption in Nigeria. It is not even our first or second problem, maybe the third"- President Jonathan (2014)

"You must be very stupid for saying I bleach my skin. Tell your Editors I said you're stupid."- Alao Akala to Punch Rep

"How will you tell me I don't have right to treasury of Oyo State Government. The Govt I installed?"- Pa Lamidi Adedibu (2010)

"We want to thank the President for bringing Facebook to Nigeria.” – Information Minister, Labaran Maku. (2009)

“I will rather kill myself than commit suicide.” – Dame Patience Jonathan (2010)

"If I dont contest, Nigerians will feel wan kine" -President Goodluck Jonathan

"God is a Democrat, does not support rigging but if you rig and succeed, that means God approves of it.” - Gov. Jonah Jang

"President Yar'Adua can rule from anywhere in the World"- AGF Micheal Aandoaka SAN, AGF to Yar'A dua

“I can see camera people. Are they going to televise us alive?” -Dame Patience Jonathan (2012)

"I founded this school for the masses and the school fees is 850,000 naira. – Atiku Abubakar (2005)

“Nigerians, don’t panic. Terrorist attack is everywhere … maybe it is our turn.” – GEJ

"Those that died at the Immigration stampede died as a result of impatience"- Min of Interior, Abba Moro. (2014) -Abiyamọ

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