Real definition of wahala

When the person interviewing you at
your new job is the same guy you
insulted in traffic – You go apologise
tire.
When you tell your friend “your
mama!!!” and turn around and see
his or her mum staring at you –
Meeehn, u go collect plenty slap.
When Mosquito lands on your
father’s bald head and u try to kill it
with your bare hands – You must
provide d proof ohh, or else…:
When Patience Ebele is ur English
Teacher before WAEC – Na A1 u go
get, no worry.
When you update “salary things” on
facebook and your landlord
comments “on point””””” – U go
travel go villa by force.
When you’re in a bus and you throw
away #500 note instead of gala
wrapper. – O’boy, E don red be dat!
cry
When ur dad works at PHCN and
they take light and you shout God
punish PHCN……and he’s there with
u – Na ur mama go start to pay ur
school fees.
When u dey on top okada and the
okada man dey ping – Na automatic
ticket to Baba God be dat
When you finish eating in an eatery
and u find out ur wallet fell out in a
taxi – Start to prepare ur grammar
When Usain Bolt chases u with a
Cutlass – O’boy, just stop beg am.
When u give beggar #1000 note
instead of #50 – Generosity go
change mind
When soldier release you after
serious beating, you come rush enter
bike insult their Mama, Okada no
gree Start again – Ur own don red be
that “in Flektaman’s voice”.