EFCC must be involve

Osinbajo: Mr. President, Mikel scored today?

Buhari: Which Mikel?

Osinbajo: John Mikel Obi of Nigeria

Buhari: What did you drink last night?

Osinbajo: I swear, him score. It was a corner. Mfonobong Abel Ekene Even confirmed it on his facebook

Buhari: Osinbade, That means change have catch Mikel and football

Osinbajo: Yes, change has change Mikel

Buhari: Did Chelsea win?

Osinbajo: No, them beat them two one, last minute goal

Buhari: That is corruption, we must fight it

Osinbajo: How?

Buhari: They must replay the match. Call EFCC Chairman for me

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