Text me ur 1st Nite Xperience

A mum was lucky enough to see her 3 daughters wed in d same  year..........

So she whispered to each of dem  after their weddings........ "Text me ur 1st Nite Xperience &  doп†̥ 4get 2 txt it in code ooo...  After a week, d 1st daughter sent ' NESCAFE' in an sms 2 her mum while a week later, d 2nd txtd ' BENSON'...........

Their mum, as a soji woman, picked up a tin of Nescafe & read from d l abel; "fantastic till d last drop!"  she also went 2 her husband's pack of Benson Cigarettes & found written on it; "extra long, king size!!!"

she & tot aloud; 'not 2 bad 4 dem @ their age sha A few days later, her 3rd daughter's  txt comes in; "Arik: Lagos - Kano!"...... So Mama calls Arik Air
Information Desk 2 inquire about their Kano-Lagos FLIGHT  She was told; "Its 3times daily, 7days a week & the flight duration is 75mins to & fro!".

Mama throws herself in d air, lands, slumps & faints shouting...... "Yeeeeee! Eleyi ma pa mi lomo Oº°˚ ( this one will kill my daughter)

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