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Akpos,the M P.
« on: January 17, 2013, 01:20:04 PM »
OFFICER:- what is your name?
AKPOS:- M.P sir

OFFICER:- tell me properly!
AKPOS:- Michael Peter sir

OFFICER:- your father's name?
AKPOS:- M.P sir

OFFICER:- what does that mean?
AKPOS:- Moses Peter sir

OFFICER:- your native place?
AKPOS: M.P sir

OFFICER:- is it Makurdi Purum?
AKPOS:- No, Minna Port sir

OFFICER:- what is your qualification?
AKPOS:- M.P sir

OFFICER:- (angry) what is it?!
AKPOS:- Metric Pass

OFFICER:- so why do you need a job?
AKPOS:- M.P sir

OFFICER: meaning?
AKPOS:- Money Problem sir

OFFICER:- what is your personality?
AKPOS:- M.P sir

OFFICER:- would you explain yourself and stop wasting my time?
AKPOS:- Monacrotic Personality

OFFICER:- I see... I will get back to you.
AKPOS:- sir, how's my M.P?

OFFICER:- and what's that again?
AKPOS:- My Performance.

OFFICER:- M.P !
AKPOS:- m.e.a.n.i.n.g?

OFFICER:- Mental Problem!!

 

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