Don Jazzy Speaks - A Woman Shaped Like A Broom Can’t Attract My Full Attention

Are you big and round in all the right places as well as God fearing? Then, you are Michael Ajereh Collins aka Don Jazzy's right type of woman. The young, rich, handsome and famous CEO of Mavins records has remained single for God- knows-how-long after a previous shot at marriage crumbled like a pack of cards.

According to him, "I'm single because I've not found the woman that my spirit agrees with.

I was once married in the United Kingdom, but it was short lived. The union produced a son named after me. I don't want to experience a collapsed marriage again. That is why I am taking my time, working and praying for a soul mate".

But the Don sure knows what he looks out for in a woman as he describes his ideal soul mate.

"The way she looks, talks and how she carries herself. With due respect to slim ladies, there is no way any lady shaped like a broom can attract my full attention. I'm sorry but that's the truth.

"My ideal woman must be God-fearing. She must have all the basic curves in the right places. The rounder and bigger her chest and backside, the better," he says.

-GistPlanet-

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