THE HAUSA TRICK: part 1

during my recent visit to lagos,I dressed like an hausa man,I carry a black bag containing my laptop and a big dictionary,I was very hungry I walked into a restaurant with no money on me after I finish eating I was told my bills was 5k I said I got  no money and the argument arouse the attention of the area boy,I already know that they are going to beat hell out of me everybody was there to witness it even the manager I picked my fone and say oya ooo people don many for dis place and the bomb they wit me that thing wey I give u press am make we all BLAST together..........................guess wat as I looked back I see nobody even the manager the whole area was deserted.................I don't no say lagos people fear bomb ooo

I built an AI character that roasts me every morning. Best alarm clock I ever had. → drux.space/village