LOLZ: Where is my D?

Strictly 18+

A guy is driving 140kph late one night in his convertible with his amorous girlfriend when she reaches over from the passenger seat, unzips, and starts to give him head. He gets so excited, he loses control of the car, which flips 12 times and crashes. A policeman walks up to the guy, who is still buckled in and alive, and says, "Your girlfriend was thrown from the car and killed. Surely you are lucky."

The guy screams "Lucky? Go look what she has in her mouth!"

I built an AI character that roasts me every morning. Best alarm clock I ever had. → drux.space/village