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Only real Nigerians | Things only Naija yours Truly do
« on: June 14, 2012, 09:46:36 AM »


Only Real Authentic Patakilized Nigerians

1) check d expiry date of gala after eating it.
2) Go to church wit extension and bb charger (charging in his presence).
3) update on BBM "about 2 cross", get hit by a car and still update "dying tinz"
4) say an opening prayer @ a nite club
5) go to an eatery and buy bottled water just to watch a soccer match.
6) go to a shoprite, buy a bottle of coke and spend 30mins. snapping wit champagne bottles.
7) wear sun shades @ nite.
8- dress in complete rainbow colours like its rag day and call it colour blocking.
9) count money after withdrawing from an ATM (we trust no one, not even machines).
10) wear head warmers @ 45 degrees celsius.
11) call a fat hausa man "alhaji" and a thin one "aboki".
12) travel 2 china 4 2days and com back with a british accent.
13) Have 4 mobile phones (want to enjoy all networks freebies)
14) Enter Okada and tell you Power bike is a delight
15) Ask an answered question all over again (just to get noticed)
16) Call Farouk a thief when they would have done badder than him
17) Will always carry first position when they were in Primary School (who come carry last?)
18) Call a smart thief wise and a caught one a fool
19) Go to lekki and still wind up in the car without A.C at 35 degrees (na by force)
20) Go to seme border, cross over to by biro and claims he has traveled abroad (buh na true sha)

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Re: Only real Nigerians | Things only Naija yours Truly do
« Reply #1 on: July 12, 2014, 10:56:30 AM »
lol....snap selfie in an hotel toilet and say feels like home

 

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