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"Don't fall in love with a guy who loves u for your legs,hips,Ass,laps direct him to Chicken republic, u are not a chicken!

You are wearing Brazilian hair of 300k & complaining of headache,do u need a prophet to tell u dat U are wearing a PLOT of Land?

No matter how neat a N50 Note is, it will never be as valuable as a dirty N1000 note! Never rate people's worth by what you see

TEACHER: Why did u bring a rope to the Exam hall? JOHNNY: My dad told me to SKIP the questions I don't know..

Put ur wife in a room,lock her up.Put ur dog in anoda room &lock it!Open both of dem afta 2-3hrs &see who is Hapi to see U, N who wil BITE u