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What is Marketing? - the Gorgeous Girl at a party thingy
« on: August 13, 2013, 06:49:09 PM »
WHAT IS MARKETING?

1. You see a Gorgeous Girl at a party.You go up to her and say: “I am very rich. Marry me!”

- That’s Direct Marketing.

2. You are at a party with a bunch of friends and see a Gorgeous Girl. One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says: “He’s very rich. Marry him!”

– That’s Advertising.

3. You are at a party and see a Gorgeous Girl. She walks up to you and says: “You are very rich! Can I marry you?”

- That’s Brand Recognition.

4. You see a Gorgeous Girl at a party. You go to her and say: “I am very rich. Marry me!” She gives you a nice hard slap on your face.

- That’s Customer Feedback.

5. You see a Gorgeous Girl at a party. You go to her and say: “I am very rich. Marry me!” And she introduces you to her husband.

- That’s Demand and Supply Gap

6. You see a Gorgeous Girl at a party. You go to her and before you say: “I m rich, Marry me!”, your wife arrives.

–That’s Restriction for Entering New Markets

 

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