chinese name

When I was a teacher I worked
my transfer to China to
continue teaching there cause I
heard they pay
teachers well there.
The first day I entered class, I
began by calling register.
I said, Sheng!
A student answered, Present!
I called the second name, Chu
Muon.
Another student answered,
Present!
Suddenly, I sneezed, Hatchia!
One student seated at the corner
stood up and
answered, Present!
I exclaimed, Hmmmm...
All the student shouted, Absent!
I got confused and yelled at them,
Shaa...
Three students stood up and
asked, Who of us?
I got more confused and asked,
What is wrong?
A student stood up and said, Sir,
I'm not Wrong, I'm
called Wong.
I laughed, Hahahaha!
A girl said, Present sir!
I came closer to find out what
was happening.
As I moved, my pen fell on the
table, i was annoyed... So said chai,
One boy got up and answered,
Present sir!
I got more confused, frustrated,
and ran back to
Nigeria.