JOKE of LIFE - I cant stop Laufffffing

A guy in a hurry used the ladies 'toilet in a posh hotel'.. He sat down and noticed four buttons -
WW, WA, PP & APR.

Curious, he pressed WW & his butt was gently sprayed with WARM WATER, he loved it so much! He then pressed WA & a
blast of WARM AIR dried him up. Still loving it, He pressed PP & a POWDER PUFF to make him smell fresh.

Feeling pampered, he decided to press the last button APR.

He later woke up in a hospital. A nurse smiled & said to him, Sir, APR means AUTOMATIC PAD REMOVER.
When the machine couldn't find a pad on you, it went for your balls. Your balls are in the jar over there!

I built an AI character that roasts me every morning. Best alarm clock I ever had. → drux.space/village