Marraige Jokes / Funny Talks (Season 5)

Marriage is like a mousetrap. Those on the outside are trying to get in. Those on the inside are trying to get out.

A happy marriage is a matter of giving and taking; the husband gives and the wife takes.

Marriage is not a word. It is a sentence – a life sentence.

Marriage puts a ring on a woman’s finger and two under the man’s eyes.

There was a man who said, “I never knew what happiness was until I got married, and then it was too late!”

When a newly married man looks happy, we know why. But when a ten-year married man looks happy, we wonder why.

Don’t marry for money, you can borrow it cheaper.

My wife ran off with my best friend last week. I miss him!

Getting married is similar to going to the restaurant with friends. You order what you want, and when you see what the other fellow has, you wish you had ordered that.

A man tried a mail order bride, once, but she was damaged in the mail, and he had to return the unused part for his full refund!

May you grow so rich your widow’s second husband never has to worry about a living. – God forbid.

Marriage is a romantic story, in which hero dies in the first chapter.”

Every man should get married some time; after all, happiness is not the only thing in life!!

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Laughing out loud.