A MUST READ: BEST STATUS UPDATES EVER!!

GREATEST STATUS UPDATES EVER!!!!

1. Thank God for a BROWN new
day!

2. My God is UPSOME!

3. why are people so WEEKEND?

4. Not all dat glitters are GOATS!

5. majority carries the VOLTS
(volt ko? transformer ni?)

6. May ur name be highly
EXHAUSTED oh Lord!

7. my WASTE is paining me!

8. Thank God for SPEARING my life
(with arrow abi with dagger?)

9. What is STRONG with you?

10. Lord! you are the KILLER dat
holds my life!

11. pls, how much is ur age?

12. Look to the window, the
principal just PASSED AWAY
(na you kill am abi?)

13. I am not priding pls

14. Lord let ur WHEEL be done.

15. OWERRI to calvary,he died for me.

16. If you support killing people,you are a CARNIVAL.

Add yours and let the fun continues!!!