I think this is Life Imprisonement without Parole

https://www.facebook.com/myNaijaGist/posts/426266204150997

Muniru & Ambali were arrested for stealing at Shoprite... The next day, they were sent to the court..

Judge (Looked at Muniru]: What did you steal?
Muniru: A tin of fish..
Judge: How many were in..?
... Muniru: 6 fishes!!
Judge: O'h OK.. You're sentence to 6 month in Prison!!..
Immediately Muniru fell down, & started laughing his lungs out...
Judge(Puzzled): Why are you laughing..?
Muniru(Still laughing): Haaahaa..My friend, Ambali stole BAKED BEANS...........

... How many beans dey inside baked beans tin? u gerrit ....

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