Take the laws into your Hand - Its PERFECTLY LEGAL

He took your virginity, you had 9 Abortions for him & He is marrying Someone Else. Pls kill him.
~Its not a Crime

You send Her 5k calling credit & She Sends you 'Please Call Me' to say Thank You. Pls arrange for her to be beaten.
~Its not a crime.

You are always calling Her & the 1st time she Calls, its to ask for Credit.. Pls Call Customer Care & Block her Number
~Its not a crime.

The amount of Gossip on BBM & Twitter still will never beat that of two Ladies sitting together. Girls and gossip are directly proportional?!

If within one month of meeting this girl, your bank account balance has reduced to half, please, she wants to ruin you. Find one stupid reason to pick a fight and send her away.
~Its not a crime

- Obasi. D. C. Chinedu

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