The Smart Lawyer Rape Case ...

A Married Lawyer made love to his girlfriend inside his car on his war back from work. On getting home, His wife found the lady's underwear in the back seat of the car, She got really pissed and tore it to pieces screaming, Honey! Honey!! Honey!!! What is this?

The Lawyer calmly replied, Wao! My God, you have just destroyed the only evidence of a rape case worth millions of Naira that i am handling.

The wife quickly fell on her knees apologizing, Honey! Pls forgive me,  Our God Lord will bring you another one.