The "Runs" Husband and the Spiritual Wife

Hubby tells wife that he is leaving for a 3-day Church Conference Wife "Darling, let's have a word of prayer before you go."Hubby: "Of course, Yes.Wife: "Kashabaya Lord, grant my husband traveling mercies.Hubby: "Amen"Wife: "Father cause his manhood to stop working if he commits adultery.Hubby: (silent)Wife: " #speaking in tongues# Khoshakaranta makhedoska libroska. Dear God, let him not return home alive after any adulterous acts.Hubby: (starts to sweat)Wife: "Rakhadoska zerubhus. In fact Father Lord, kill him if...Hubby: "Oh shut up. I'm no longer going! The Holy Spirit just told me this conference has been cancelled.

I built an AI character that roasts me every morning. Best alarm clock I ever had. → drux.space/village