STOP IT, Im Married!!!

A Faithful husband came home drunk, and he doesn't know what was happening, as in he was really drunk. Upon his getting home, He went directly to his room and slept off.

When the morning came, He was surprised to find that everything was arranged and in place even with a tablet of aspirin and a glass of water and a note "Good Money Love, I'll just buy groceries today, Have your breakfast, I Love you"

He was perplexed and wondering what on earth had happened so he asked his son "What happened last night? Is your mum planning a coup, She should be dead angry"

The son replied "Mom tried to undress you, but you said ... STOP, I'M MARRIED"

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