Topic: The Tiger,hmmm  (Read 2134 times)

0 Members and 1 Guest are viewing this topic.

The Tiger,hmmm
« on: October 24, 2012, 05:48:38 PM »

A couple was on their honeymoon, lying in bed, about ready to consummate their marriage, when the new bride says to the husband, "I have a confession to make, I'm not a virgin."

The husband replies, "That's no big thing in this day and age."

The wife continues, "Yeah, I've been with one guy."

"Oh yeah? Who was the guy?"

"Tiger Woods."

"Tiger Woods, the golfer?"

"Yeah."

"Well, he's rich, famous and handsome. I can see why you went to bed with him."

The husband and wife then make passionate love.

When they are done, the husband gets up and walks to the telephone.

"What are you doing?" asks the wife.

The husband says, "I'm hungry, I was going to call room service and get something to eat."

"Tiger wouldn't do that."

"Oh yeah? What would Tiger do?"

"He'd come back to bed and do it a second time."

The husband puts down the phone and goes back to bed to make love a second time.

When they finish, he gets up and goes over to the phone. "Now what are you doing?" she asks.

The husband says, "I'm still hungry so I was going to get room service to get something to eat."

"Tiger wouldn't do that."

"Oh yeah? What would Tiger do?"

"He'd come back to bed and do it again."

The guy slams down the phone, goes back to bed, and makes love one more time.

When they finish he's tired and beat. He drags himself over to the phone and starts to dial.

The wife asks, "Are you calling room service?"

"No! I'm calling Tiger Woods, to find out what the par is for this damn hole."

 

Related Topics

  Subject / Started by Replies Last post
0 Replies
1221 Views
Last post December 02, 2012, 10:47:05 AM
by flukky01
0 Replies
942 Views
Last post January 21, 2016, 07:00:36 PM
by olutee
0 Replies
529 Views
Last post September 14, 2016, 01:04:38 AM
by thenation
0 Replies
373 Views
Last post January 01, 2017, 01:02:16 PM
by flukky-2
0 Replies
394 Views
Last post March 25, 2017, 01:00:27 PM
by clowntom
0 Replies
420 Views
Last post April 04, 2018, 07:01:14 PM
by clowntom
0 Replies
261 Views
Last post October 23, 2018, 01:12:38 PM
by clowntom
0 Replies
656 Views
Last post January 19, 2019, 07:03:57 PM
by sahara
0 Replies
2577 Views
Last post November 12, 2019, 05:56:04 PM
by flukky01
0 Replies
160 Views
Last post March 06, 2020, 01:02:31 AM
by clowntom