AKPORS AT RED LIGHT DISTRICT BROTHEL

Akpors knocked on the gate of a brothel in a red light district. The madam opened the brothel door to see a young man called Akpors.

His clothes were all tattered and he looked needy. "Can I help you?" the madam asked. "I want Jane." said Akpors.

"Young Man, Jane is one of our most expensive ladies, perhaps someone else." "No, I must see Jane" Akpors replied.

Just then Jane appeared and announced to Akpors that she charges N50,000 per visit. Akpors never blinked but reached into his pocket and handed her fifty pieces of N1,000 notes. The two went up to a room for an hour whereupon Akpors calmly left.

The next night he appeared again demanding Jane. Jane explained that no one had ever come back two nights in a row and that there were no discounts. It was still N50,000 Again, Akpors took out the money, the two went up to the room and he calmly left an hour later.

When Akpors showed up the third consecutive night, no one could believe it. Again, he handed Jane the money and up to the room they went.
At the end of the hour, Jane questioned Akpors; "No one has ever used my services three nights in a row. Where are you from?" Akpors replied; "I'm from Warri." "Really?." said Jane. "I have a brother who lives there and does business." "Yes, I know!" Akpors replied. "He gave me N150,000 to give to you."

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