Akpos And Hon Patrick

Hon Patrick Obahaigbon drives into a petrol station in his sleek, state of the art Range Rover Sports:

Patrick : Guy, give me full tank (in Benin Lang.)

Akpors : I only speak English,sir.

Patrick : Ok brother, good morning. I currently feel a profound desire to replenish the propellant of my motorized automobile.
Therefore I cordially request you to transfer from your subterranean reservoir a sufficient quantity of the combustible fluid of the highest octane rating to fill the appropriate receptacle of the said means of
perambulation to the brim.

Akpors collapsed!!!