johny and his teacher,very funny.

TEACHER: Why are you late?
LJOHNY: Because of the sign.
TEACHER: What sign?
LJOHNY: The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow."

TEACHER: Johny, why are you doing your maths sums on the floor?
LJOHNY: You told me to do it without using tables!

TEACHER: Johny, how do you spell "crocodile"?
LJOHNY: "KROKODAIL"
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
LJOHNY: Maybe it's wrong, but you ask me how I spell it!

TEACHER: What is the chemical formula for water?
LJOHNY: "HIJKLMNO"!!
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
LJOHNY: Yesterday you said it's H to O!

TEACHER: George, go to the map and find North America.
GEORGE: Here it is!
TEACHER: Correct. Now, Johny, who discovered America?
LJOHNY: George!

TEACHER: Johny, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
LJOHNY: Me!

TEACHER: Johny, why do you always get so dirty?
LJOHNY: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground then you are.

LJOHNY: Dad, can you write in the dark?
FATHER: I think so. What do you want me To write?
LJOHNY: Your name on this report card.

TEACHER: How can you prevent diseases caused by biting insects?
LJOHNY: Don't bite any.

TEACHER: Johny, give me a sentence starting with "I".
LJOHNY: I is...
TEACHER: No, Johny. Always say, "I am."
LJOHNY: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."

Teacher: "Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?"
LJohnny : "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the sameday sametime."

Teacher: "George Washington not only chopped down his father's Cherry tree, but also admitted doing it. Now do you know why his father didn't punish him?"
LJohnny : "Because George still had the axe in his hand."

Teacher: Now, children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him, what virtue would I be showing?
LJohnny: Brotherly love.

Teacher: Now, Johny, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating?
LJohnny : No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook.

Teacher: Johny, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's.
Did u copy his?
LJohnny: No, teacher, it's the same dog!

Teacher: What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
LJohnny : A teacher