FINALLY, A BULLETPROOF POLO SHIRT

Who says you can’t still look stylish when hired assassins are gunning for you? For a mere $3,500 you can pick up a Miguel Caballero Bulletproof Men’s Polo Shirt for yourself, allowing you to fit in at the local country club while keeping your chest and back safe from speeding bullets.

They’re available in four different colors and with three different levels of protection (against everything from blades to .44 Magnum rounds).

Nab one for yourself and take comfort in knowing that you’re just as fashionable AND well-protected as fellow customers Steven Seagal and Hugo Chavez.

SOURCE: THE ADRENALIST