No Weapon Fashioned against Me

According to the local sources, a baby was born in hospital laughing instead of crying, the more the nurses beat him, the more he laughed so hard,suddenly the doctor noticed he had something in his hands, so he pulled the tiny hands apart and discovered he was holding 3 abortion pills.

The baby then turned his head looking at his mother, laughed again and said "No Weapon Fashioned Against Me Shall Prosper!"

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