BB/Facebook Updates that can Kee someone

Good day peeps, check this out. Some updates fit kill person oooo.

For example :

"To hair is human to forgive is design"
"I hate guys with low selves of steam".
"You are a blessing to your generator".
"I am a soccer for guys wit six park".
"My bb charger is no longer walking".
"Anybody who supports this killings is a carnival"
"Be magnified Oh Lord, you are highly exhorted"
"thank u Lord 4 a brown new day"
"Are you the new teacher?....Yes I are."
"I travel by air crash."
"Is a miracle walking gun."
"Arise o comparstion, Nigeria score lobe."
"#Our Father, look at eleven..."
"Wat is Strong wit u?"
"I think it is d rice and and stool which I ate 2day o"

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