The Waec Babalawo

Boy: Uncle, I learnt its difficult to get admission into University these days, except you are well connected…
Uncle: Yes thats true.
…
Boy: Since you are connected, I
came to ask you to help me get admission into university after
my jamb.
Uncle: Ya that’s true…am connected
and I will help you.
Boy: Thank you uncle.
Uncle: You are welcome, so how is your result, is it Waec or Neco and how many credits did you get?

Boy: Uncle, its waec, I had only 2 credits in Agricultural science and Yoruba language, but I failed the rest.

Uncle: Well, that’s not bad,you can still be a doctor, not a medical doctor really, but native doctor (babalawo)..you will use your credit in Agric in collecting herbs from forest, and Yoruba language for incantations.