The 3 Condom Dinner Date

Emeka gets into a pharmacy & says 2 d pharmacist, "Hello sir, could u give me condom? I'm going 2 my girlfriend's place 4 dinner & I think I may b in with a chance!" D pharmacist gives him d condom & as he was going out he returns & says, “Give me another condom because my girlfriend's sister is very cute too, she always crosses her legs in a provocative manner when she sees me & I think I might strike a luck there too."D pharmacist gives  im a second condom & as he was leaving, again he turns back & says "Give me one more condom because my girlfriend's mom is still pretty cute & when she sees me  she always makes eye contact & since she invited me 4 dinner I think she is expecting me 2 make a move. During dinner, Emeka sat with his girlfriend on d left, d sister on his right & d mum facing him.

When d Dad walks in, Emeka lowers his head & starts d dinner prayer."Dear Lord, bless this dinner & thank u 4 all u'v given us".10minutes after, my friend Emeka was still praying "Thank u Lord 4 you kindness." Another Ten minutes gone by & he is still praying, keeping his head down, very close 2 d table. They all looked at each other surprised, & his girlfriend was even more surprised than others. She gets close to him & whispered, "I didn't know u'r so religious."Emeka replies, "I never knew your dad was a pharmacist!”

See wahala!!! If you were Emeka...what will u do

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