Marraige Jokes (Part 3)

Many years ago when I was 23, I got married to a widow. this widow had a grown up daughter. My father fell in love with her, and soon they got married. This made my Dad my son-in-law and changed my very life. See below how:
My daughter was my mother too because she was my father's wife!
After a few years I became father of a baby boy complicating the matter further. My son became the brother-in-law of my father!

In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens. In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens. In the third year, they both speak and the neighbors listen.

Love is blind but marriage is an eye-opener.

Marriage is not a word. It is a sentence - a life sentence.

She ran after the garbage truck, yelling, "Am I too late for the garbage?" Following her down the street I yelled, "No, jump in!"

Marriage is a matter of give and take, but so far I haven't been able to find anybody who'll take what I have to give. - Cass Daley

Marriage is an institution in which a man loses his Bachelor's Degree and the woman gets her Masters.

My wife told me I should be more affectionate. So I got two girlfriends.

Marriage is very much like a violin; after the sweet music is over, the strings are attached.

A husband said to his wife, "No, I don't hate your relatives. In fact, I like your mother-in-law better than I like mine."