The man with the smallest Man-hood unveiled in brooklyn

Nicholas Gilronan, 27, has proudly won the title of Brooklyn's smallest man-hood.

"I'm hoping this will look brave to guys who have self-esteem issues and make them feel better about themselves," said Gilronan, a.k.a. "The Delivery Man," a UPS worker from Queens, reports the New York Post.

The size of of the winner's wiener was not disclosed in media reports.

But the Kings County Bar event was more beauty pageant than Guinness record contest as contenders donned tuxedo banana hammocks for the evening-wear competition and Speedos for the for swimwear portion of the evening.

There was even a talent contest, in which Gilronan did self-deprecating standup. But he's got no problems with self-esteem. In a post-victory interview with Gothamist, The Delivery Man said: "Probably the most fun I have with my man-hood is that I'm a grower, not a shower, and when I'm with women I love seeing their reactions as it grows to double its flaccid size."