Phone conversation between a smart man and his wife.

On the phone.
Wife: where on earth are you?
Husband: honey, u remember that Jewelery shop where you saw the diamond necklace and you totally fell in love with it.
The wife relaxed with a smile.
Wife: yes, the king of my heart i remember
... Husband: and you remember i do not have money 2 buy it for you at that time and i told you "honey, that necklace will be yours one day"
The wife is totally relaxed with a big smile now and even blushing.
Wife: yes i remember my love
Husband: good i am in a beer parlour next 2 dat shop!!! Lolllll

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