Topic: 10 signs you are dating a mammy water  (Read 3867 times)

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10 signs you are dating a mammy water
« on: August 10, 2013, 11:31:35 PM »
This is for all the guys who pick up random girls on the streets without knowing anything about them. Here’s how to know if you are sharing your bed with a
mammy water:
1)You picked her up from the street or some other random place. Maybe she was even standing in front of an uncompleted building.

2)You don’t know her surname. She told you her name is “Just Julie”

3)She agreed to sleep with you on the very first day, in fact she moved into your house, no questions asked.

4)She never gets tired. She can pound yam, fry garri, grind pepper with a stone and still have s*x with you when she finishes.

5)She always looks perfect, even first thing in the morning. No pimples, her make-up looks permanent and everything is always in the right place.

http://niyidaram.blogspot.com/2013/07/10-signs-that-youre-sleeping-with-mammy.html?m=1

 

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