If the Jonathan Declaration Rally was an APC Rally - lol

If today's declaration rally in Abuja was an APC affair, here's what we would have had:

- Dino Melaye (former PDP member) will mount podium as MC and waste precious time insulting PDP, Goodluck jonathan and his supporters.

- Gov. Rotimi Amaechi (former PDP governor) will take his own turn to insult the President's wife and his entire village.

- Aminu Tambuwal (FORMER PDP Speaker of house of reps) will appear with his own broom,calling on all Nigerians to vote out the party he claimed to be part of just a few weeks ago.

- Asiwaju, after taking his dosage of anti-parkinsons drug will take advantage of the few minutes of calm his medication offers to swing his broom to the crowd and rain some more insults on GEJ in Yoruba language.

President Goodluck Jonathan all through his declaration speech today did not insult his bitter political rivals in the APC. On the contrary, our President took time out to actually commend Lagos and Rivers (both APC states) on the role they played in tackling Ebola.

Nigeria is blessed to have a President like Goodluck Jonathan and there's nothing APC or Boko Haram can do to dispute this fact.

God bless Nigeria.

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