Akpos on sturborn mummy

Akpos saw his parents in bed enjoying their marital rights, so he asked;
"daddy, what are you doing?"
his father replied;
"i'm beating ur mummy"
Akpos thought for a while, with a sad face and said;
"mama, but what offence have you committed in this house?,
today, four different men have beaten you;
first, it was the gate man Aliyu, then Idris our house boy,
that vendor that sold Newspaper to dad also beat you and now daddy
WHY, mama you must be stubborn ooo!

I built an AI character that roasts me every morning. Best alarm clock I ever had. → drux.space/village