Akpos and his wife,wat a combo

 Akpos comes home one
night, and his wife
throws her arms around
his neck: "my husband! I dey
1 month overdue. Be like say i get belle! The doctor
give me test today, but
until it dey sure, we no go
tell
anybody." The next
day,Akpos's wife receives a telephone call from PHCN
because they had not paid
their bill.
Am I speaking to Mr Akpos?
"Na im wife be this" she
says. PHCN guy: "You're a month overdue shey una
know?"
How you take know?
stammers Akpos wife.
"Madam its in our files" says
the PHCN guy .
She shouts "how it take
enter una file?"
Phcn guy: Yes, We have a
system
of finding out who's overdue Akpos's wife: GOD !!!!!!, this is
too
much, which kain tin be dis?
Phcn guy: Madam, I am
sorry, I
am following orders, I have to inform you that you are
overdue
Akpos's wife: no wahala.
Make i tell my husband
when he come back. That
night, she tells Akpos "dem know say i dey overdue for
phcn o!",
The next day Akpos rushes
to PHCN office.
"Wetin dey happen?i hear
say una get file say my wife dey overdue. It concern
una!"he says angrily.
Just calm down, says the
lady at the
reception at PHCN, its
nothing serious. All you have to do is pay us.
Akpos: PAY una for wetin? If
i no pay nko?
Lady: Well, in that case, sir,
we have no option but to
cut yours off. Akpos: if u cut am wetin my
wife go do?
Lady: I don't know. I guess,
she would have to use a
candle!!! Akpos fainted!!
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