Marriage Jokes - Oya Crack ya Rib (Part 1)

Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, suffering.
There are two times a man does'nt understand a woman, before marriage and after marriage!
A successful husband is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man!
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about his future until he gets a wife!
A man will pay N2000 for a N1000 item he wants. A woman will pay N1000 for a N3000 item she does not want!
When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one thing: either the car is new or the wife.
Man is incomplete until he is married. Then he is finished.
Married man live longer than a single man, but married man are lot more willing to die!
If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first? The Dog of course...at least he'll shut up after you let him in!
A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the begining of a new argument.